Shopogolik- who is this?Sick?
I Am A Woman / / August 12, 2017
Female shopogolizm.Should we be alarmed?
If passion for shopping for relatives want to pass you in the clinic neuroses, know this: you're not alone.And the output (from the store) is!According to studies, 52% of women receive from trips to the boutiques more fun than sex.
«The woman - a primitive creature" - a medical certificate men came up millions of years ago, and I, to my horror, was ready for him to sign.My friend and I, we have on higher education, visit the theaters and museums, and also believe that the man - is not only a sponsor of our joys, but also friend.However ...
Looking at myself, I was smitten with our behavior ... in an ordinary three-storey shopping center of the glorious city of Moscow.But, apparently, it is here that the psychosis has reached a climax, and - oh!- That there were witnesses.
It started on the first floor of a modernist colossus of glass and iron constructions.First, the coffee to calm the nerves (women always soothe the nerves of coffee, interesting course,is not it?): His eyes shine, his nostrils flaring (a panther before the jump!), Take a deep breath, stood up, threw cups of a coffee (the latter calculated gesture Morea rational being) and ...
seven hours!Seven hours!Price lists, mannequins, fitting rooms, mirrors, silk, denim, rhinestones, metal, mother of pearl ... From time to time we faced each other, and asked the same question: "What have you got?" - Not listening, in fact, the answer.Time is running out, the mood changed about once per hour, depending on the sensations: suitable - not suitable enough money - not enough, I want to stay - do not want to stop, shut me here tonight, what you should?I feel like with each transition from store to store falls IQ level.
Here's how to describe this process, my friend Katya, late at night when we drank her tea, "falls into a trance.All around try on and buy air conditioners are working in the right mode, so that it is not hot and not cold, there is no daylight.In what world are you?What time is it now?It was only an hour and a 3-4 start to let go: you start to consciously look around, you notice a bunch of packages in the trunk and hands and pronounced the sacramental phrase: "Why am I still bought?»
So, recognizing that I primitive girl with brightstore-bought pronounced psychosis, I try to make some rules of conduct in a store, based on their own experience.Going on a global shopping clothes, shoes and accessories, so as not left feeling unsatisfied ...
Firstly, do not limit yourself in time.Almost all shopping malls have time to 9-10 hours, and of course it is not necessary to come 2 hours before closing to you did not press the idea of the imminent closure of the parking lot, which is free within three hours of a friend who is waiting for you18.00 in the center of the room.
Second, do not make anyone wait.Your young man certainly will want to make a hara-kiri after 3 hour wait to see you on one (yet!) Only shoes.But it still needs to dress and handbag!You want something new, you have the time and money!You can not relax and make deliberate actions, knowing that someone is waiting for you in the cafe upstairs.Even if that someone is drinking coffee or reading.The main thing - you are waiting for!It presses, makes a fuss, and you end up hopelessly spoiled by time and mood.
Third, do not get a girlfriend if she gets tired quickly, or is currently short of funds.What really is the excitement when his girlfriend can not be divided!And if it is similar to your tastes and sizes, you should not underestimate the potential incidents have hangers with popular sizes.Believe me, friendship is much more valuable than the coat, and let this desire.
If passed for two hours, and you still have not bought anything, but walked five stores we know, as it can spoil the mood.Evaporates drive, legs give way from fatigue.Do not be upset!It is very good that you do not grab everything, because by and large, these pants with rivets and skirts you simply do not need.Treat yourself to buy some stuff.After all, nothing is as uplifting as the acquisition of unnecessary, but very pretty trifles (for myself I know).What a charm bracelet on his leg, hairclip - then there will be a pleasant feeling that you have purchased a stylish little thing, and everything goes like clockwork!So are you ready to spend 24 hours in the store, like me?